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What you should never say to a programmer

Posted on April 16, 2018November 24, 2019 by Michael Hodges

A programmer goes to the grocery store. His wife has given him simple instructions, “Buy a gallon of milk, and if they have any eggs, buy a dozen. “No problem”, he says, and returns with 12 gallons of milk!

Then there was the programmer who’s husband texted her “hey honey, while you’re out please get some milk”.
She sadly never made it home…

h/t – Christopher Kitchens and Yechiel Kay on Quora

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