Masonic Humor: Two Master Masons and a hot air balloon

A little Masonic humor to end the week…

Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot air balloon when suddenly a thick cloud formed between them and the ground. Being without instruments, after half an hour they realized that they were well and truly lost.

A short time later there came across a large hole in the cloud and spied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. They had time to exchange pleasantries and found that he too was a member of the Craft.

The chaps in the balloon enquired of him as to their location and received the reply, “About 200 feet up in a balloon.” Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. One turned to the other and said, “I bet he’s the Secretary of his Lodge!”

“Why do you say that?”, the other asked.

“Well what he has told us is absolutely true – but in our present predicament is totally useless!”

What you should never say to a programmer

A programmer goes to the grocery store. His wife has given him simple instructions.
“Buy a gallon of milk, and if they have any eggs, buy a dozen.”
“No problem” he says, and returns with 12 gallons of milk!

Then there was the programmer who’s husband texted her “hey honey, while you’re out please get some milk”.

She sadly never made it home…

h/t – Christopher Kitchens and Yechiel Kay on Quora